son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
A Storm In Heaven.
by Jakub Polomski.
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my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
i just don’t want to study anymore
This is my best friend in the entire universe. We’re gonna get drunk when I come home!!!