schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

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maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

kanyewesticle:

i saw a baby with a shirt on that said “Santa doesn’t exist but its okay because i can’t read yet”

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

She tasted like alcohol and memes.
—Six Word Story (via yungsaintjesus)

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unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

buzzfeed:

16 F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes We Wish Ryan Gosling Would Say To Us

Posted 9 hours ago with 1,144 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

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fer1972:

Rafael Mantesso and his Bull Terrier Crazy Photos

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funquotations:

They googled Hulk Hogan and there were 4,000 different websites and one guy was making like two and a half million dollars, three million dollars a year just selling my merchandise. We had to shut him down but he was making some serious money just selling my stuff. - Hulk Hogan http://www.quotationsensation.com/quote.aspx/quote?quoteid=213569

funquotations:

They googled Hulk Hogan and there were 4,000 different websites and one guy was making like two and a half million dollars, three million dollars a year just selling my merchandise. We had to shut him down but he was making some serious money just selling my stuff. - Hulk Hogan
http://www.quotationsensation.com/quote.aspx/quote?quoteid=213569

Posted 15 hours ago with 45 notes

dekinaichild:

imagine saying “i’m dad” to a dad. he responds with “hi dad, i’m—” but then he stops. fear strikes up in his eyes. YOU’re dad? he thought he was dad all along? what is his true identity? who is dad? what horrible mistake has he made