basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store
Dude I dunno genetics got me fucked up!!!!!!!!!!
Boy brings me beer therefore I am mush
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
Ah, yes. The second day.
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”